I’m not sure what sort of strange powers that Jessica Biel has, but they seems to enslave a large percentage of straight men (and I mean straight in multiple ways).

She is just stunning.. I don’t make much money (damn internship), I don’t look good (the helmet hair from bus rides is a problem), I have nasty body odors, but I would be happy to serve Jessica Biel in any way possible (mommy says I have potential and daddy says I’m a great foot stool).

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Jessica Biel

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3 Responses to “Jessica Biel”

  1. [...] I’d hit it. Jessica Simpson?  Stalk me, please! (Jessica, I love you) Jessica Biel?  Hell yes.. even with that bathrobe Angelina Jolie?  Freaky is nasty is awesome. Jessica Alba?  I’m [...]

    retardzone.com » Blog Archive » Worth Herpes on 14 Jun 2007 at 11:18 am
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    Retard Media » Blog Archive » Jessica Simpson Isn't Jessica Biel on 30 Jun 2007 at 10:11 am
  3. you look great I can not beleive no one writin to you you look great in i now prudues you chuck and larry you just look great their keep up your good or should i say fabulas please write me back sincerley robert conrad

    robert conrad on 21 Dec 2007 at 3:05 pm


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