Emily Scott is one of the hottest women to grace the pages of RetardMedia as of this point (in the company of Jessica BielHayden Panettiere, Brook).  If God himself reached down from the heavens with his own possibly imaginary hand and made the most beautiful stunning creation of all time this would be it.  If this were my mother I would still think about trying to make a move on her.

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

Emily Scott

5 Responses to “If God made a porn star”

  1. They misspelled “eat” on her tattoo ;-)

    Sphincterboy on 22 Aug 2007 at 6:22 pm
  2. What a beautiful woman! Thank-you for sharing!

    green girl on 22 Aug 2007 at 6:37 pm
  3. To Sphincterboy

    It says pussy cat you idiot

    crabby on 23 Aug 2007 at 10:31 am
  4. [...] Emily Scott has too big of chest squishies?  What’s wrong with some of you? One of our greatest supporting sites has great users that we appreciate, but when I read a comment about her having too big of chest squishies I start to wonder what’s wrong with mankind. [...]

    By God’s hand (and a doctor’s handywork) on 24 Aug 2007 at 3:52 pm
  5. their right it does say pussy cat how dumb are you

    sami on 27 Feb 2008 at 4:32 pm


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