In what is going to be an amazing chance for paparazzi to harass another star, Michelle Ryan is the new Bionic Woman which is playing on NBC (I bet nobody watches it).  Michelle Ryan has been around for a while, but now she’s playing the role of Jamie Sommers which should get her a few chances to be photographed in a bikini.

Michelle Ryan

Michelle Ryan

Michelle Ryan

Michelle Ryan

Michelle Ryan

One Response to “The new Bionic Woman can play with my tennis balls anytime”

  1. [...] guessing that the Bionic Woman could win in a tennis match with Maria Sharapova, but I’m not sure which of the two broads is [...]

    Maria Sharapova plays with balls on 30 Aug 2007 at 8:41 am


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