August, 2007

Every time I have made service the girl either has a better mustache than I do, or the she looks like she’s eating every other complimentary chocolate in her cart. If she was
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Harlequin Great Dane with a cape makes for a Super Dog. Not a Dalmation - this is one of the colors Great Danes come in, the word harlequin comes from the spotted costumes that clowns used to wear.
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Sadly men are born pigs, and yes we look when we can get away with it. Regardless of what we say or how we try to act it is our natural state…
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Not sure what she is running from or what country it is that she just escaped but this boat refugee can stay in my home and eat my food for as long as she wants…
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Pretty, yes. Doable, hell yes. Great actress, well… Jaime Pressly is totally not in my league (or species) but if I evolve, I’ll totally start hanging out close to her and ignoring all the stupid restraining orders. Most notable as of recently for her part as Joy Turner on My Name Is Earl. Continue Reading »

I’m pretty sure that most people at car shows are looking to see some high end vehicles. This bunch of cars is pretty much what I would expect a rich high school full of non-rednecks to have. Continue Reading »

Since I had so many freakin’ pictures of Tina Quarles that I had to share, I figured that I would put them up now. Continue Reading »

Tina Quarles was a Maxim Magazine Hometown Hottie top 100. Tina’s 5′9″ tall and weighs 125 pounds. She is 25 years old and pretty much a great stepping stone in life for some celebrity that is working his (or her?) way up to Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Continue Reading »

Don’t ask.. I am posting these pictures of the yellow underwing moth for my 6th grade biology class report. I know it’s not a smoking hot broad, but at least it’s not a gay picture set. Continue Reading »

Her name is Brooke, or that might be a stage-type name. She reminds me of Pamela Anderson from the Baywatch days if Pam were hotter. Continue Reading »

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