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Salma Hayek has got to have more hair on her arms than I have in my “goody zone” (that’s what the priest calls it anyway). A mutually beneficial relationship would be rolling around in the hay with Hayek: I would be with my first furry and she could eat the hay.

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek

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One Response to “Salma Hayek, part Mexican, part Chupacabra”

  1. Damn she really is a hairy ape! She looks like she probably has to wax her bushy unibrow every day too

    SteveR on 28 Feb 2016 at 1:40 pm


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