September, 2007

Ever wonder how the Karma Sutra would look if it were musical (and not that kind of sound)? Mystery solved.
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This photo shoot was shot onsite in Chernobyl, you might recognize the abandoned amusement park. Remember always practice safe ***, especially if there is radiation involved - wear a full raincoat if you know what I mean. Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere at the Genlux photoshoot! Yeh, you are as excited as I was until I learned that Hayden is wearing so many clothes that this should be deemed not fun for work.  Worse than that is having Hayden at your photoshoot and not have her lick something (you’ve seen how she likes to lick things). Continue Reading »

Brook Burke has some damn wonderful chest squishies. Brook and I go way back, some of you didn’t know that. Sure.. I’ve had her pictures for years and when I dressn up my mannequin like Brook, she really likes me and we have great conversations. Continue Reading »

Sometimes people use great taste and attention to detail when modifying a car. Sometimes a bunch of teenagers with their mommy’s and daddy’s money get a change to build themselves a car. With LCD’s in front of the passenger seat. Continue Reading »

Salma Hayek has got to have more hair on her arms than I have in my “goody zone” (that’s what the priest calls it anyway). A mutually beneficial relationship would be rolling around in the hay with Hayek: I would be with my first furry and she could eat the hay. Continue Reading »

Someone told me that Rachel Bilson is an actress. I guess that since someone was willing take these pictures she must be an actress because her looks don’t really warrant this sort of attention. Continue Reading »

There are hotter women then Carmen Electra, but she remains on the top of lists for most hetero-males. Continue Reading »

These photos of Hayden Panettiere prove that Claire Bennet is the hottest cheerleader ever (which is saying something since I have some Raiderette pictures to share). Continue Reading »

You got that right, extravaganza.  That would be defined as an elaborate, spectacular entertainment or display.  Showing this many bikini pictures, 55, in one post makes me crazy.  Screw download speeds, it’s time for chest squishies and aft squishies. Continue Reading »

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