Duff is the layer of decomposing organic materials that resides between the mineral soil and the litter layer of freshly fallen twigs, needles, and leaves. Somehow she still makes that sound kinda hot, in a babysitter is legal kinda way.

Her perfume is called Hillary Duff’s Stuff, I poured it all over my woman but she still didn’t smell or even look nearly look like an underage schoolgirl. Even worse she maintained Hillary Duff’s acting ability and further wounded my self esteem.

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