John arresting Paunch. What has the world come to…

Do you like soccer or football better?

Wrong answer…

Bonus round: is ketchup or salsa the most popular condiment in the United States?

Ketchup was actually the wrong answer, go figure more people like salsa here.

You have the right to sue the city for ten million dollars for no reason and settle for a few hundred thousand easy.

Some New Jersey city had to pay a homeless man stinking of filth about $250,000 for barring him from the library.

I’m really not sure why I’m even arresting you, as an example this guy Henry Earl has been arrested 957 times and spends an average of only 4 days in jail.

No, not the Earl from My Name is Earl on NBC, that is a good TV show – did you watch it this week?

This way sir, thank you.

Hey let’s race which will take longer me filling out paperwork or you getting out of jail…

Not sure which one looks sadder, the one filling out the paperwork or the one in the democrat seat in back.

No fear Hillary will be elected and appoint enough liberal judges to make sure criminals will never have to spend more than three weeks in jail for anything short of murdering a gay dolphin.