October, 2007

There are times when you see something that reminds you of something or someone you know or know about. I know a little about Howard Stern and I must say this reminds me of something he would do as a skeleton. Continue Reading »

More Ava Cowan upon request (there are some really retarded people that visit our site — welcome to the family!). Ava is still able to kick my dad’s butt and though she has that definite horselike-strength, she reminds me of a girl that I could easily be afraid of in bed. Continue Reading »

Of course it’s easier when people can say and spell your name, but why did Carolina Myroslavivna Kuiek choose Lorak? Maybe she didn’t remember the Lorax book from Dr. Suess as well as she thought she did. It doesn’t matter though, she’s hotter than my sister (who still refuses to sit near me at family reunions). Continue Reading »

If I could use a computer and could afford a cabinet, I would probably make one of these. Continue Reading »

Hayden Panettiere responds to an internet poll which asked if she could wear actual garbage and still inspire men to spend alone time with their computers - she wins! Continue Reading »

I’m not sure what art is, but if I can get a girl into her naughties then I would like to be an artist. These are either day traders reacting to Google losses or random people jumping for no particular reason. Continue Reading »

Today’s retard motivation poster - football: without steroids and angry people it’s just gay.
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Bram’s Spaceliner 979 features retractable landing gear, old fashioned space logo, classic blue and gray colors. This model is just under 150 studs long with a wingspan over 120 studs.
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Who knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt had an ugly twin… what? Lacey Chabert is not the sister of Jennifer Love Hewitt? Wow.. I’m embarrassed. Continue Reading »

Megan Fox suffering from an anorexic blackout began hallucinating she was surrounded by vampires, then started waving this phallic symbol she borrowed from Hayden Panettie. Continue Reading »

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