Hayden Panettiere from some award show and gets some award shaped like a man’s junk. Then continues to play with it, I think I need some alone time. Continue Reading »

Kids are great, and kids are fun but if you don’t put them to work they really are wasting food and water. Let’s all try and learn from the Chinese.
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Jolie could make a dead man sit up and pay attention when she’s wearing sweats and a t-shirt, so I don’t even know what sort of nastiness Grandpa Herbert is doing in his grave knowing about these sexy pictures of Jolie. Continue Reading »

I’m pretty sure that this is technically a $2 stripper. Continue Reading »

Ava is officially the world’s hottest fan of retards – that is until someone with a less manly chick with an awesome body comes along – but for now she’s far and away the biggest retard fan of them all. Continue Reading »

There will be about 10,000 Rolls Royce Phantoms built and then people will have to find something better to do with their $300,000 I guess. The body guard following the Rolls seemed upset about the picture taking, sorry Mustafa. Continue Reading »

An amazing Cylon Raider from the original Battlestar Galactica.
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Today’s retard motivator takes the cup is half full approach to socially transmitted diseases…
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John arresting Paunch. What has the world come to… Continue Reading »

Reaching for the stars will only result in greater failure. Our latest feature is our new line of motivational posters, for retards. We will do this on a semi daily basis or at least until we are banned from the web or lose interest, whichever comes first.
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