Vanessa Marcil had possibilities

If you can get past some of Vanessa’s faults, she would make for a great imaginary girlfriend.

The areas I’m not able to imagine my way past:

she was born Sally Vanessa Ortiz, and once an Ortiz always an Ortiz;

her mother is an herbalist;

she dated former Beverly Hills 90210 castmate Brian Austin Green;

what was that other thing… hmm… oh ya, she married Pee Wee Herman (pre movie theater Pee Wee).

Vanessa Marcil

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