She may have been born in Benoni, Gauteng, and her mother’s name is Gerda but she’s still so far out of my league that I couldn’t get up the courage to awkwardly gawk at her in person. Continue Reading »

Gina Gershon is 45 but I’d still dive on her. She’s rich hot and is willing to make out with chicks so what more could you want besides she’s so close to menopause I doubt you could knock her up. Continue Reading »

Tourism is down in the USA and increased security measures combined with rabid conspiracy theory paranoia have just made things worse.
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Take a homely looking Japanese woman and combine some sort of drug induced seizure and or the most retarded, least talented performance art dance routine and you get this public eye sore.
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Gwen is a super hottie.  I think that she might have super powers of hotness, though I can’t actually provide evidence of this. Continue Reading »

Catherine Zeta Jones whose only job since Zorro has been suing paparazi for taking pictures since the Zorro sequel and staying married to a senior citizen still looks very decent. She’s not latina but her kankles let her pass for being one… Continue Reading »

The Pussycat Dolls would be one of the few bad-music producing groups that I would go to see. If you have a woman that actually likes their music you have a legitimate reason to see them in concert. If you are womanless, poker night is Thursdays at my place. Continue Reading »

Ali Germaine Landry is a former Miss USA, model and actress. She is recognized as the Doritos Girl from the popular Super Bowl commercial and while checking out her backside in some of these pictures she should stop eating the props. Continue Reading »

This bikini model who’s name was not supplied seems to know the right way to wear a bikini in the most appropriate way (that means with a flat stomach).  She looks like she is classy also, which is alright, in my imagination she’s dirty. Continue Reading »

Welcome to the Griswold building. This amazing Lego creation appears so real that I zoomed in to verify that this had Lego pieces and was not just a picture pixelized. Continue Reading »