Eva Jacqueline Longoria Parker starred in one episode of Beverly Hills 90210, she wasn’t too memorable for most viewers.  After 90210, she’s done alright but really, if she didn’t have decent body than she would just be like Teri Hatcher or Paula Abdul.

If you haven’t checked her out in Senorita Justice than be thankful. There’s no nudity and her bit part in the movie is as stupid as the rest of the movie.

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

Now you might want to get Harsh Times but not as much for Eva’s amazing acting ability (ha ha ha) but for a movie that got skipped over too quickly in the entertainment department of life.

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria

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2 Responses to “Downhill for Eva Longoria since 90210”

  1. you say if eva didnt have a great body, she would be like paula abdul?? what are you talking about?? paula is the star of the most popular TV show of all time. eva is not. *confused*

    huh? on 11 Feb 2008 at 1:03 pm
  2. I agree with Michael Eva is still hot but she has broken the 30 year old ceiling and isn’t too many years away from being a celebrity host on some hair brained TV pilot (aka Paula, who hit the jackpot with Idol). She has no great acting achievements to speak of, and even Oscar winning former hotties are relegated to movies of the week on the Lifetime channel. Hillary is proving that America likes hot younger chicks no matter how qualified.

    jerome on 14 Feb 2008 at 10:40 pm


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