The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.

Note to self remove embarrasing self pleasuring devices before taking myspace picture - check.

Latest myspace photo, I was shooting for fear and loathing in Las Vegas meets Tootsie. Does this dress make me look fat?

Jobless claims were up across the board including reapers. There has been a lot of outsourcing in the underworld to China recently.

My daddy is a ninja and he taught me how to take out child predators from 1000 yards.

Support gays in the military - these commandos will make any Muslim army run for the hills (oh wait they run away anyway and attack children).

High tension power wires cause cancer and super normal electricity monsters.

Future blogger.

Retardzone supply fridge, will not need to go outside for five days (wait how long can you go without food?)

I vote to pass on the scary emo chick shocker.

Before I went on nutra slim.

Dinner and beer. Eww is that a beer stain - did she spill my beer?

Keep ‘em coming teddy it’s been a long day.

If only Britney would buy one of these it would make those getting out of car pictures almost SFW.

No smoking butts.

Sadly the lobster escaped from the pincher clamps and killed the small girl immediately after this photo was taken.

Now everyone hates clowns, thanks.

Turn left, no turn right - wait no backwards, it’s not safe to go in the out but it would appear there is no other choice in this parking jail.

Baby squirrel killers.

Suicide training.

Sure this pit bull might rip you to shreds but you’d die laughing.