The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.

Drooling…

$400 total haul for robbing a liquor store
Priceless – cell mate memories of being a** raped by a clown

Nerdios.

My son.

Eww squared. Everything in this picture makes me want to vomit – sorry.

Son helping dad on a date.

What happens when you hire women to run heavy equipment.

Now even birds are contributing to global warming.

OK so if the sheep is good enough to sleep with it darned well deserves a drink of water – end the discrimination.

I’m not sure how to score this measurement. Diet: fail, looks: fail, chest squishies: huge – so fmk?

Duck Star Jones is landing.

Suicidal cat.

My toilet won’t stop running.

Someone just stole the most expensive parts of this car.

Yep guys can get turned on by pretty much anything.

Sci fi channel movie of the week Monty Python’s Tomb Raiders of the Holy Grail.

300 redone with mountain goats on the Animal channel March 28th.

Dinner and a movie.

Cute but does not qualify as a dog.

Yeah about that manufacturing job you had for 30 bucks an hour installing rod iron fencing – we need to talk.

Can’t decide is the glass is half empty and cold, or half empty and on fire?

The only way to not get run over crossing the street by some drunk illegal on a Saturday night.

The British Army is downsizing but this seems a bit harsh.

I’m losing weight and chatting online with to Catch a Predator.