The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.

She has a woodie but she gave me one anyway.

The Simpsons if their parents were divorced and they had self esteem issues.

Photo of my new Japanese cyber girlfriend she sent me over the internet.

Her actual photo.

Burning Shoes, the true story of the NBA’s first flamer.

Michael Jackson’s now unemployed giraffe, won’t stop licking things for some reason…

Potty training accident that will lead to lifelong fear of bathrooms.

Angelina Jolie age 46 (minus the 47 adopted Cambodians).

My bullet is bigger than your bullet.

Note to self erase my web history and wonder what happened in January 2006.

Me ordering lunch.

I miss the good old days when crazy people were just locked away and I didn’t have to look at them.

Soccer fever, catch it!

New roll on roads can be applied in hours using small crews, are manufactured over seas for a fraction of the cost and have fewer potholes.

Yep guys can get turned on by pretty much anything.

Mobile home with yard.

With all of the racism white hamsters frequently turn to overeating.

Simpsons drive in theater.

Sparta chess.

Double wide.

Returning rental truck at night parked the opposite direction.

Is this male, female or not even human. What ever is on the other side of this rainbow I do not want to see it. Is she winking at me?

Obesity is contagious.

Sign on my front door, actually instead of kill you I will just force you to live with my wife and eat her cooking (same thing).