The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.

Didn’t you learn anything from the OJ trial lady, Marsha Clark proved you never wear pink with white before spring – jeesh.

I know this looks a bit awkward but I can explain honey, oh forget it, I admit everything you see I have this whole fantasy thing for midgets.

Multi million dollar house and babe worth giving it to after divorce.

You are supposed to use a credit card to scrape the windshield not scrape off a credit card sized hole to see out of.

Not much of a yard and it’s a bit of a long drive to get in but this would be a cool place to live.

Most disturbing Christmas image since the American Idol contestant wanted Santa to do bad things to your mother.

Forbidden love, still it is legal for them to get married in Massachusetts.

They so copied the retardzone candy jar.

9 out of 10 guys and 1 out of 10 girls agree.

Rape is an equal opportunity crime, although I’m not quite sure about the mechanics of it.

Too bad the sign didn’t say no jumping out of window, now that’s humor – especially with dorky looking guys like this one.

Disney brings you the sequel to Lion King, Herby and Cars all wrapped in one plotless poorly animated snooze fest.

Baby’s first wedgie, resulting in that scar above forehead.

Pretty sure they are trying to be satirical but they do make some good points.

Model chick encouraging you to break every kind of law there is. Sadly To Catch a Predator on NBC will be using this picture of a 17 year old model to try and lure virtually every male and a sizable percentage of women in the country.

No clue what the heck is going on here, but I am pretty upset that I wasn’t invited.

Not everyone should be allowed to vote.

Even crocs hate these ugly shoes, but he did enjoy the tasty six year old that came with them though.

Garmin can’t help you here, just keep driving and eventually you can pull over and ask for directions.

Nike is under a lot of pressure to keep selling 300 dollar shoes, and the stress is getting to their research and development team. Maybe Michael Jordan can come out of retirement again.

Man found innocent of solicitation after looking for head in park.

Ugly dog on table with pet.

In case of revolution wear stupid masks so they won’t know it was you.

Introducing the socially sensitive burka clad Barbie doll for sale in Sauid Arabia.

Japanese television is beyond stupid but you get to see girls without clothes on so it’s still better than whatever is on CBS.