The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.

OK first we attack here and then we swing towards Thailand for chicks.

I would sell everything I know give her the best 36 seconds of my life.

I now approve of women in the military as long as they look, walk and dress like this.

There’s at least one in emo in every crowd.

Not only does she think her own **** doesn’t stink she likes the taste of it.

Figuring she would never stop talking and she was going to only going to get uglier the groom decided to end it all before things got worse.

The death star hotel.

Dreadlocks are basically just filthy hair but this makes me dislike reggae music even more than I already do when sober.

Countries that should cry for me.

GI Joe can so kick Waldo’s ass.

I think asian women use the same thing, or this guy married a vampire – either way he’s a lucky guy.

I always pictured the big guy upstairs as more of a Metallica fan, but that’s religion for you – no one can agree about anything.

Get a dog ruin your carpets, get a kid and ruin your life.

I’ve never made it with an albino, but I’m thinking as long as she’s not as cold as she looks I’m game.

The yang is so much higher in cholesterol.

OK officer here’s what happened… On second thought just arrest me now.

I’m not a religious scholar but this has to be a violation of at least 50 bible rules.

Honey I Shrunk the Geek Squad a cross promotion from Disney and Best Buy coming to theaters this summer, starring Robin Williams and Ben Stiller.

What is wrong with men if even this turns them on, help me.

Insert insensitive comment about Christianity here.

Future strippers of America.

More promiscuity in the animal kingdom, tune in after midnight on Discovery channel.

The Buddhist god of beer.

Women’s tennis champion from Italy.

Sign my girlfriend up for ballet lessons immediately.