The more interesting pictures I found on the web today, complete with retarded commentary.
Beware of men offering candy to small children on this street (new megan’s law waring sign for streets that have registered offenders).
A screenshot from George Lucas latest CGI film about a rich guy who built an ocean in his ballroom and flew balloons in, still more realistic than the last Star Wars film.
Oh goodie my new mail order bridge came in, oh crap she’s not breathing – I knew I should have paid for faster shipping – is she still warm at least?
This proves Asian women are built like Asian men and have small pussies…
Throw the dog a bone.
I know they don’t teach value judgments in school anymore but can they at least frown on meth?
Golfer Tripp Isenhour celebrating his hawk kill.
That is so gross there were five cats in this old lady’s apartment when she died.
The Hummer H4 gets horrible gas mileage but at least it’s safe to drive it in Iraq.
Arrrh pirate toast.
Jaws vs Supergator – the Romans used to let strange combinations of wild animals fight it out in the Coliseum. Still it had more class than CBS’s kid nation.
Following on the heels of Caveman on ABC, this season on NBC Jason deals with the trials of daily life.
None of the police wanted to arrest this guy, no matter how badly he wanted those strapping young men to touch him.
Dukes of hazzard retard style.
God bless Texas.
The Japanese hotel I stayed in, it was affordable and clean. The only bad part was this one fat guy who wouldn’t close his door curtain, which was fine but later on he watched a bad movie and it got much, much worse.
Life Jackets save lives.
Now this is a prank worthy of a picture, way cooler than what I did to the office next door.
If Star Wars had been a low budget movie made in Japan instead.
Back when it was still legal for Michael Jackson to hook up with twelve year old boys.
Me watching NASCAR this weekend waiting for someone to crash.