I’ve been on vacation, sick and working on stupid non-fun work stuff, but I’m, back and here’s today’s tour of the web

Hope you enjoy your lunch you little bastard, I know I would.

Mexican dogs.

Asian girls suitable for rap videos

Sure the average Mac user pays double for their hardware, but they get a shiny logo.

Workplace safety is job one at retard empire.

Bus tour on it’s fifteenth pass up this hill.

Riding the short bus.

Hillbama, now only 1/4th black and ruthless enough to win at all costs. Still likes women.

Another pro-change politician.

The wonders of nature, could you get that green crap out of the way – I’m trying to photograph perfection.

Serial liar or loaded rich.

Still not as silly as spending two grand on rims with a piece of crap car.

Everyone will want a pussy in their pocket now.

I drink your milkshake.

This chick gets a lot of leg if you know what I mean.

Affirmative action mandated the other planes to slow down so the P-51 didn’t feel bad about itself.

Actual speed of 9GB of data moving on a 14.4K modem.

General slurpee declares war on the British colonials.

That is the single greatest work of art – ever. I would so pay a million dollars for that, Eliot Spitzer would try to Jew her down to four thousand.

United Airlines is going to extremes to try and save fuel costs.

Bedtime story.

US military if Dennis Kucinich had been elected.

Tim Burton’s new line of children’s toys – guaranteed to make your kids grow up listening to the Cure and wearing makeup (male or female).

She likes it in the back.