Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

OK grandma after this we arm wrestle for the cookie and orange juice.

Human slinky fetish, the latest Japanese craze has resulted in countless injuries and may be banned by the government.

Pawns 3, 4, and 5 to ground, knight moves to beat parent of spoiled child.

Trolls have a dark evil side, I have this video and it only gets worse from here.

Greatest sports uniforms in the world – volleyball fever catch it and you might go to jail (depending on age of players).

Sorry about the nsfw site guys.

Worst job in the world, her last job was writing war stories for Hillary Clinton so at least she feels better about herself.

This is the fourth computer I’ve gotten this virus on – be careful out there.

Reason Ronald hasn’t been making as many appearances lately, McDonalds settled out of court for 4.5 million happy meals.

Anorexia without exercise makes you skinny flabby.

My five bedroom dream house complete with panoramic views, granite counter tops, heated swimming pool, and vomiting monster statue fountain.

Oh purple mountain’s majesty…

This migrating land shark picked the wrong village to try and sneak through and made a tasty soup.

Extreme Hammocking – on ESPN-ThirdWorld.

My girlfriend still gets lost.

33 cents an hour buys you the economy stroller.

Suicide sand skiers are a big problem in Iraq.

Young love, and safest way to have unprotected sex in this nation without risking the HIV virus.

Three inch high club (double meaning here).

The greek gods didn’t have children for a reason.

And the gold medal goes to all three of them.

My last trip to India was my last trip to India (what happens in India stays in India with lots and lots of therapy).