Eliza Dushku pictures show up, new or old, and I’ll post ‘em up. I’m not the biggest supporter of Eliza (who peaked in Buffy), but she’s still hotter than I will ever get so I’ll continue wishing. Continue Reading »

Anna Nicole Smith is more than a gold digger. More than a Playboy bunny. More than the failed mother of a kid here and there. Anna was a white diva with attitude and the figure that would make her a formidable battle for Marilyn Monroe. Continue Reading »

I’m sure that there’s nothing I can do in life to ever attract a woman like Kelly Brook (no success, no friends, and this site doesn’t make me any money). So until I can find some way to get into the celebrity race (or the human race), I’ll just enjoy these pictures. Continue Reading »

Hoping to keep the Australians and English and Russians from producing the top looking tennis players, China whips out Zheng Jie. I’m hoping that they put her back from wherever they whipped her out from or just stop beating her with the ugly stick. Continue Reading »

When Courtney Thorne-Smith was on Melrose Place, it wasn’t possible to admit to knowing who she was no matter how hot she was because that show lacked testosterone for viewing. Now that she’s on According To Jim, I’m proud to watch. Continue Reading »

She’s getting skinnier as she gets older, so before she becomes a mummy or something you wouldn’t want to do, here’s some pics of Angelina Jolie from when she was hot. Continue Reading »

The average Retard can’t get enough of Alyssa Milano and I’m an average Retard, so I would know. If Alyssa asked me Who’s the Boss, I would answer that she was and hope for some sort of nasty punishment. Well.. besides having to buy $580 in VHS tapes and having to comb her arm hair. Continue Reading »

After having 5 consecutive number one studio albums, there was nothing left for Janet Jackson to accomplish but look hot and make people forget that she’s related to Michael. Nice job JJ, keep working on those abs, we like your Discipline. Continue Reading »

Some people like Jody Foster, but she reminds me of Helen Hunt if Helen were older and uglier. I have had feelings for Helen since before Mad About You. I have lusted after her since Twister. Helen, I know we should be together so call me at 867-5309. Continue Reading »

After singing and acting, there’s nothing that Amy Nuttall doesn’t know how to look hot while doing. She’s got a great body and though it’s not living here in the United States of Mexico America, I still think she’s hotter than any singer that has restraining orders against me right now and her Best Days are ahead of her. Continue Reading »