Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Don’t discount dating white trash, they are happy eating out at fast food restaurants, happy buying clothes at Sears, and think you’re a genius if you can name two of the Three Stooges.

Cheese is murder!

In a tragic accident four senior citizens fell asleep at Sunrise Estates home for the elderly and were discovered days later.

My new MySpace profile picture – I’m available ladies.

I don’t care what you racists say, I like the chocolate.

When considering cross-species dating, think of the children.

Land Rover is making promises it can’t possibly keep – are they running for president too?

With hat: lovable little tramp. Without hat: not so lovable.

My brief wrestling career was doomed by me confusing diuretics with steroids.

Frosty the Snowman who always loved living life to it’s fullest died doing what he loved most.

Replacing all the stop signs in my neighborhood with these mirrors did little to reduce traffic accidents.

I am so canceling my online subscription to bustymidgets after this.

I vote yes, whatever party she belongs to I want to be invited to.

With the latest workplace enforcement of immigration laws farmers are having to turn to strippers for this year’s harvest (fortunately they don’t normally work during the daytime and like to be payed in cash.)

Laugh if you want but my trips to the supermarket are totally green.

Funny I can’t see any tracks, oh wait there’s a car in this picture too.

My new girlfriend has more than the usual three deposit locations if you know what I mean.

I don’t normally go for cartoon blue hair but it works for this one.

The local elementary I went to as a kid is now much worse, I’m afraid to even go to the reunion.

Is this a multiple choice test?

Indiana Jones – the nerd version.

I salute you!

Marilyn Manson and Michael Jackson gave birth to a lovely baby I have no idea.

Guys are hopeless we even like looking at something like this, if you reversed the tables and had a guy picking his underwear women wouldn’t stop, gawk and take photos of it.