Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Does this hat make me look gay?

Personally I don’t have a problem with Vivid adult entertainment making school supplies - but the erasers (not pictured) were a little over the top. The blue lunch bags I thought were fun and stacked in all kinds of cool ways, which did lead to some awkward questions later on.

Current and 40 years from now, sadly for women Harrison Ford is still considered a sex symbol where a 60 year old woman is well like that lady sitting behind her younger self here…

This house is still a better investment than real estate in California.

Sharing pictures from my youth, I was banned from the mall for life after this.

Chinese police are really strict be careful about cutting in line if you go there for the Olympics.

This car/motorcyle was cool looking but was a total bomb mechanically - still it ran better than a Range Rover.

Anime Japanese chick scarier than the last three Jessica Alba horror movies.

Cats proving they can’t read.

Sadly this was Chad’s last bike ride, although he can do gnarly spinnys in his wheelchair.

I can’t understand why people go to museums when the greatest works of art are at wet-t-shirt contests and stuffing dollar bills in their tops.

Ever wonder where the rest of the foot statue from Lost was?

BOING! She had me before my eyes went below her shoulders.

Women apparently suck as passengers and drivers.

Sadly a woman could wear this and still turn men on, although this outfit could use a trim down there. It sort of looks like an upside down pizza where all the toppings fell off.

Oprah’s dog died recently - cause of death unknown.

That bush is so going to go kill someone, just like them too.

Figured I would share pictures of my last move.

My new girlfriend is hot, when she shaves. When she doesn’t not so much, and I only get into bed with the lights off.

First mistake never give the enemy a weapon, he will lull you into a false sense of security while your dog is mounting you and then - BAM!

With two guys this would just look silly.

My new car, well it’s not really new - but it’s new to me, and it still gets better gas mileage than the H3, and performs better in accidents than the Prius.

Like fame, poop comes around here every 15 minutes and never lasts.

I can’t read Russian, so I’m guessing this is either a janitorial demonstration for higher wages, or they want fewer political commercials.

Sure she only types seven or eight words a minute, can’t spell, and is rude to everyone but I still think Alexandria is the best secretary ever.

Unlike movie fantasy the real life Tom Smykowski’s failed suicide attempt did not gain him a million dollar accident settlement and create the Jumping to Conclusions game. It did however result in a strange fixation with going through the rear which cost him his marriage, but gained him a new career as a hair stylist.

Would you do that for two Scooby Snacks?