Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

I forgot what I was going to say…

This hobby cost him countless hours, dollars and his marriage - but was it worth it? Absolutely, the man has his own battleship. At worst he can have the world’s most memorable office shooting spree of all time.

Ashes to ashes, we all come back to the world as we began - that goes for beer too.

The World Wildlife Foundation has gone way too commercial.

What is why men go to school, exercise, work, gamble and bathe.

Please sign make that out to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, or just give me your phone number.

This ninja was a little too into quilting… He wound up quitting the ninjas, working at Bed Bath and Beyond, and living with his mother.

Imposter Stewie, I think we all know what team he plays for.

Some neighborhoods in Boston aren’t all that diverse.

I squeeze your head.

Taking a well deserved office nap.

Chuck Norris is my hero, even if he endorsed the hillbilly.

Fat guy on a couch who can drive at 90 miles an hour.

Far better than flying to Beijing to see the Olympic gymnastics, and only costs a dollar.

For some reason I can’t stand using the bathroom at my girlfriends house, but I can’t quite put my finger on why.

I really should ask her why.

The ladies dig me at parties, my belly button lost it’s virginity pretty early on.

This picture has something for everyone, guys, dog lovers, and other female tennis players.

There is no excuse for that, it is so wrong. Orange vest guy would not be making fun of a hot asian chick, unless he were gay.

Michael and I have been invited not to ride the subway again.

Went to this wedding at age 15 - haven’t been invited to another since.

Retard at work.