BMW has the M5 that all the guys want to own (well, at least those of us with two testicles that have descended). The BMW M5 comes in a wagon Touring version for around $130,000, but only if you live outside of the United States of America. Why won’t BMW bring the M5 Touring over to the USA? ‘Cause they’re bitches.

Here are the man-wagons that belong in the USA, where real men would be able to drive them: Audi RS6, BMW M5 Touring, Alpina B5S Touring & MB E63 AMG.

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