Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

As a young man growing up in West Virginia Tyrone tried a little too hard to fit in.

Beatrice moved to California hoping the new marriage laws would allow her to legally marry her lifetime partner.

The planet is dying, the economy is tanking, but thank God foofy has a new perm and dye.

OMG she’s lip syncing on both ends.

Now that’s an endorsement.

Hiring the retard empire for advertising during suicide prevention week was a public relations disaster, but a comedic success.

Finally, honesty in advertising.

King poop on tird island.

The German spotted tortoise can live for over 80 years, and still makes embarrassing anti-semetic comments.

The good news is the Koreans have cloned a human, the bad news is that it was Gary Coleman and now the whole nation is watching him while he shops.

It was a wild weekend in San Antonio at Retard Headquarters.

Picture my new online girlfriend sent me.

We were engaged until I met her whatever it was at a coffee shop in Tucson.

Good news she’s been replaced, and I’m pretty sure this picture might be genuine.

Communism is retro cool in squinty land.

Dad was a big baby.

Go Greyhound – Central Africa.

Trying to capitalize on Grand Theft Auto, next season of LOST promises non-stop car jackings, shootings and hookers.

Since starring in Easy Rider last century, Dennis Hopper is having a tough time letting go of his cross country biking.

I got her phone number but however many times I asked she refused to tan bikini line free.

Oh, so that’s a hand warmer, wow that’s embarrassing. Should I say something about what I did online with that thing last night or just let her figure out?

Yelling is still a better option than calling some 911 operators.

I was going to get just two tattoos but went crazy, I’m worried the Smurf background color would lower my street cred, but my retro shirt more and cold crazy gangsta facial expressions more than made up for it I think.