Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.
Female guards at Guantanamo Bay are teasing inmates with their new non-hilal uniforms.
Due to stringent firearm regulation, bans on hunting and environmental laws tourists face increasingly brazen wild animals.
It’s a little known fact that training for the blue man crew takes nearly ten years. Sadly, many of the children don’t live into adulthood and suffer serious health problems due to the daily paint jobs.
PETA is protesting Chinese vending machines.
Sure she has syphilis, turrets syndrome, a terrible personality and seldom bathes – but I think I’m in love.
The Emperial dollar although not a an accepted form of currency will soon be worth more than a US Dollar.
I went to a business conference last month, after being discovered with a remote control I was banned from not only the conference but can no longer visit Germany.
At first glance I thought a sea anemone was eating this woman.
This kid was already going to have enough problems getting made fun of having four arms, then his parents had to dress him in a turbin? On the plus side he’s secured future employment in a traveling freak show.
Figure One: illustrates the long term effects of dating on men.
Sadly this costume was of little help when days later he and his owner were mauled to death while taunting a lion at the Oakland Zoo.
On the plus side you are about to get raped by three women, the bad news is that is the only way they can get any action.
Parents don’t let your children to drugs, this kid could have grown up to be a doctor or a lawyer. Instead he works at a Starbucks and walks around like this…
Not a photoshop job this is Ice-T’s wife Coco, pretty sure those have to be implants.
Oddly enough I didn’t get a ride home from my ex-girlfriend’s house.
I donate several hundred one dollar bills to the single mother’s table foundation every year.
High gas prices don’t have anything to do with demand doubling and production not increasing – I don’t understand this supply and demand thing. Quick someone arrest an oil executive for making ten cents on the dollar.
Sadly, the kitty had no idea it was on the dim sum menu in this Korean restaurant.
After a long day of homework beer takes the edge off for Russia’s school children, but does lead to a 92% rate of alcoholism in the adult population.
Richard Engram is not only the a famous bagpipe musician he’s dating one of the Houston Rockets.
Grandpa has been asked not to go back to Hawaii.
Sure she has a violent temper and throws weapons, but she’s hot and wears cute outfits, so it’s a wash.
Carbon neutral pledge:
It is spelled Tourettes. And turban. Please learn to spell.
the comments were retarded
Retarded commentry is right… completely illiterate and completely gratuitous.
I love how you think that people who dislike oil profiteering are intolerant and ignorant, and then make a joke about how all Russians are alcoholics.
All bloggers are pathetic furries with defective genitalia, no education, and no knowledge of anything other than sarcasm.
See what I did there?
You were certainly correct about the commentary being retarded.
Do us a favour and stop trying to be funny, please.
Some of the pictures are funny, but unfortunately the commentary is not only not funny at all, but it actually ruins the comedy of a lot of the pictures.
And the flying penis one was done in Russia…
Some of the pictures were funny, some of your comments were funny. That said your comedy does need a little work. But, not nearly as much work as these other commenters.
some funny pics, but the author is definatley retatarded…
I still luvz you commentary man!
I like kitties and Condoms.
**** y’all haters some of the comments were actually pretty funny—others were really cheesy and over the top and misspelled, but some were funny
i liked the comments
i don’t think the comments were that retarded. some didn’t really make sense for the picture they commented on though. they were pretty funny.
Some of the comments were funny, some lacked somewhat.
So..When you said the retard tour of the web, you were meaning to describe the window into your mind, right? I hate to think that you think they’re retards, when you’re just as idiotic…
very poor post
I hate to disagree with many of your wonderful comments here, but I think that the Retard Tours are entertaining. Of course, I myself would be classified as a Retard, perhaps the humor is lost on the more intellectual of you readers and commenters (who haven’t yet learned proper English language grammar and spelling).
I liked the comment under the ape…maybe congress should be arrested for violating the law of supply and demand.
I thought the night elf girls were pretty funny. Chances are they could probably see a lot of action from other warcraft or LARPing men, so your commentary was pretty dumb.
The pic of the guy in the diaper holding the gun – he’s in New Orleans – that’s common – and I am sure he does not work at starbux.
I Think this was real funny and I am glad this guy took the time to make my day. I have at least a couple weeks of screen savers to prank my parents computer with! Keep them coming. The comentary Was Awesome!