Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

The only SFW video game in development for the new Nintendo Wii Wee.

Kangaroos are not just a nuisance for wildlife, they are actually competing for women with native species.

Mexican border patrol are ruthless on the southern border with enforcement, this agent ran out of bullets and still managed to wound this hapless Guatemalan seeking a better life up north.

My feet still hurt from walking barefoot in Pamela Anderson’s shower, hope I didn’t catch anything.

That is one pretty hot pussy.

Deliverance Russian style.

Crazy teeth still not scarier than what’s going on upstairs.

I would so do that horse, the cow on top not so much.

My account on Christianforums.com was permanently suspended, but I did get a job with the West Virginia Democratic party so it balances out.

Everything above the bottom part make sense – why do you need a degree to solicit. It is the oldest profession in the world but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t require a college education.

Just in case anyone calls I’ll be on my portable back pack phone for at least 300 feet.

Michael Jackson lost all interest in his pet monkey Bobo pictured on the left once she matured.

Despite Toyota chairman’s Fujio Cho apparent mental collapse auto analysts predict the company will still outsell Ford, Chrysler and GM.

What do you mean you didn’t come here to be penetrated rectally – why else would someone go this place?

Sharon Stone must quit acting now, or face being negatively typecast.

My computer is running a little slow, I was going to take it into the shop if hosing it off doesn’t help.

The left one is bigger, no now the right one is bigger…

Sort of looks like she has a muppet back there.

OK – that’s it would PETA quit protesting Gummi Bears, they’re not even real animals.

Google Russia is a little behind the times.

Computer sex was frustrating until I learned how to work the internet.

Homeless people in Seattle are becoming a huge problem for area buildings – blocking views, creating foul odors and worst of all the pedestrians below face problems with the droppings.

Yes some women do it to, just not as often.