Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.
I support reduced footprint bathing suits and clothing, it’s better for the environment using less fabric and inspires dieting (which in turn reduces the amount of food consumed and solid waste).
At first glance there was horror, then acceptance, then growing up to be a P.E. teacher.
I fell for the same thing as a choir boy, and a boy scout.
This is your American dream, powered by nicotine, weight loss pills, borderline schizophrenia and ecstasy. Sure she’s bat-s**t crazy but she’s got millions, so I’d put up with that dream long enough to get some Federline money.
Not sure what the deal is with 90 pound girls beating people in martial arts movies, but they look hot enough I don’t care.
Serena Bloomberg shortly before she was abducted by someone on myspace.
Chinese moved in.
Society is collapsing, overpopulation, resources dwindling, here’s a quick preview of Armageddon – and it’s not going to be attractive.
My date with September’s Playboy bunny didn’t live up to expectations. Although it wasn’t a total loss – dinner was good and I really enjoyed watching Iron Man.
Quick check on whether my underwear is still clean enough for a second day and it’s off to work.
Sure he can’t walk, is 20 years older, dresses like Crocket from Miami Vice and has stinky breath but this hotty is willing to ignore it all for true love and his 20 million dollar estate.
I have used that I dropped my keys move several times without success.
Recycling – ti’s not just for bottles and cans.
Adam West’s career took a turn for the worse after Batman was cancelled, leading to this rarely scene fetish film.
Total time to draw 47 hours, showing it grandma who has Parkinson’s Disease priceless.
Fully loaded and ready to, oh crap that’s the first time that’s ever happened, I’ve been under a lot of stress lately and not sleeping enough.
This is the last time I order Japanese schoolgirl escorts without seeing pictures first.
This Vietnamese street gang does an excellent dance routine at Li Pang’s on Tuesday nights.
Is she going to pee on her or make her switch to the other team?
I kept putting this on the bathroom door in Hong Kong, I guess something was lost in translation but I did get a couple of phone numbers.
Range Rover’s never published ad campaign for real life suburban drivers turned off roaders.
After a long day of flinging poop it’s Heineken time.