Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Hmm, there has to be a new car, big house, and credit card somewhere in here…

South Park 2 promises an NC-17 rating, and Kenny dies from a severe case of tongue warts.

A street sign for Pamela Anderson.

I couldn’t even get a cute looking car like that in high school, I had to settle for humping my short bus.

Children rearing the retard way.

USA Number 1!

Using this teamwork the same two cute baby bears were able the rip the throat off a six foot tall tourist moments later.

Vote accordingly.

Just be glad you didn’t see the NSFW pictures, and you don’t want to know where the rest of the watermelon went.

I am sexy enough for the both of us to dance.

Sadly, I chose the wrong real estate agent.

I would actually rather kiss the dog’s butt.

Bicycling on the roads is like leaving your house unlocked and hoping nothing bad happens.

Steve Irwin’s wife was horrified to see the Rays had come for her too.

The sequel to 300 happens 20 years later, and after certain ‘weddings’ were made legal.

My 24th birthday cost me 4 grand, my marriage and gave me herpes… Good times.

The price of copper has led to wide scale theft throughout the world, sadly this stretch of bridge was carried off by Russian mobsters who sold it for scrap.

This 30 foot killer shark claimed it’s last victim, who as it turns out deserved to be thinned from the herd.

Animal planet after hours.

Tokyo moments before Godzilla destroyed the place for the 37th time in the last 60 years, when will it end?

Since gay marriage was legalized biker gangs haven’t been the same in California.

Pick a hole and sink the eight ball.

Sadly I was nearly electrocuted hours later while chatting with someone who turned out to not be a girl, or 18, or a millionaire. Could someone please delete those pictures of me?