Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Jockey eats the losing horse.

BEWARE pod people.

I almost fired prematurely.

Since most of the residents have moved back, New Orleans is now reverted to it’s pre-hurricane crime levels.

Stealth elephant.

I read Don Corleone appears as a ghost like in Star Wars in the next Godfather prequel.

See - I’m not a geek.

I vote for change too - please donate to my vending machine.

Control O-Ohhhh face.

I fell asleep on the beach and for some reason woke up with a tuna smell and had the weirdest sunburn.

The first emo.

Myspace is my new schoolyard to stare at away from schoolyard.

Happily the asian version of this sign didn’t break the glass frame.

Please God, may we never run out of gas and have to put up with public transportation.

Johnson & Johnson fired their new marketing director they hired away from Maxim.

In a world before diagnosed STD’s there was only happiness.

The opium lip balm of the masses.

The bowl is still half empty.

My court appointed lecture on flashing in public only got worse when Stan decided to do shadow puppets halfway through…

This kid found the imposter on America’s Top Model.

Apparently my left turn signal was mistaken as an obscene gesture by one of the other riders.