Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Jungle-proof car alarm.

Are you just happy to see me or is that a sauna in your pants?

Do you prefer large or circus freak huge?

My new hands free kit rocks.

With the huge influx in immigrants some grocery stores are having trouble competing with some of the street vendors on prices.

The second World Rock Papers Scissors War ended with Hitler having to shoot himself and getting barbecued.

I am switching to alternative power on city streets to do my part for the environment.

GM’s latest concept car that gets 87 MPG was designed for a (Generation Y) 20 to 30-something stay at homes, with no kids, no wife, has a crappy job with no money for gas and wanted something that could double as a bong.

Pearl necklace cleaner.

Dennis Rodman is really looking bad.

Wow those are some huge melons next to all that green crap.

Brokeback mountain climber.

I am so paying extra for the good seats downstairs on my next trip.

World Air Guitar 2008 Champion.

The crew of the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise took matters into their own hands upon learning the ship would not be stopping in Thailand only anchoring offshore.

Allah says no to bacon, women showing skin, and most of western decadence but turns a blind eye to a man and his cattle.

Belly dancing is a crime in many countries, and any dress size over 14.

I have identified a new species on my last trip to the zoo.

My buildings air conditioning system claimed another victim.

During the opening ceremonies at the Olympics this group of industrious Chinese actually assembled a batch of T-Shirts that were sold in the parking lot that very night.

Olympic women’s weightlifting fever - catch it!