Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

That guy totally shrank in the cold water.

Since the fall of the Soviet empire there have been many cutbacks, hardest hit has been the once famed Bolshoi Ballet.

Saji Korajomi the eccentric ‘godfather’ of Japanese anime was mauled to death by a tiger minutes after this picture was taken at the Tokyo Zoo.

Impoverished Indian children cannot afford high priced sterile piercings and are forced to make do.

Former Congressional intern now secretary making a six figure income Sandy Blukasey showed off her skills at a recent hot dog eating contest.

I saved seven bucks on a pumpkin this year and decorated my stomach, sadly I can’t shower for over a month.

I cannot believe this kind of smut is found in our schools…

I’m not an accountant but based on my annual contributions to Nikky I should be able to claim her as a dependent.

Mobile is going green with it’s new line of zero-emission fuel tankers.

Sadly because of this statue located nearby a massage parlor in Bangkok most Thai people believe Colonel Sanders is a pimp.

The ashtray located outside of the Beijing Olympic stadium.

My camera is happy to see you.

Ninjas from Dell customer support.

Third world dump truck.

Does this tight shirt make me look fat?

This is what happens when gay people are allowed to adopt pets.

Nancy Pelosi voted to fund a bay area company promising zero carbon footprint weapon systems that turned out to be nothing more than anti-war propaganda.

I’d torture my chicken to naked pictures of these chicks.

McDonald’s launched it’s new under 100 calorie menu to only mixed reviews.

Like most Chinese athletes who failed to get the gold medal Yao Ming begins openly sobbing once he realizes his family will be tortured and killed by the hard line communist government for losing.

Swim cap on the right, goggles on the left, locker key in front compartment.

After hundreds of lawsuits and a few million dollar settlements Batman had to make some huge cutbacks.

Finally a believable female superhero.