Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Suicide snowballer.

In the new world of cellphones telephone booths have to look for new jobs.

Narhwals battle to the death.

With wholesale pricing at Costco I was able to purchase a multi-pack of mail order brides.

I am a zero on this cool-o-meter (and pretty much every other known form of measurement).

I can’t take my eyes off chickenman’s boobs.

Retard empire workplace attitude.

Kim Yoo Didn’t get the gold medal, but with that effeminate looking hairdo he probably does suck.

Drive through bathroom.

Grandma likes to party with me.

Got Milk.

First pic hey – second pic buyer’s remorse.

Pretty sure this Iraqi bicycle is da bomb (no literally those speaker wires look like fuses).

I am so not letting my uncle make balloon animals at my birthday party again this year.

Not the most attractive camel toe pics to appear on retardmedia.

I have finally solved the problem of noisy kids in my apartment building.

My wife has exceeded the maximum allowed luggage weight.

The Avante sub-compact SUV debuted in Mexico and despite it’s third row seating and 35 MPG performance will probably never be sold in the US.

After last weekend’s trip to St. Paul Minnesota I am not allowed to babysit my niece.

Nerd harrom.

While the stereotype of lesbians being too ugly to attract men is not a 100% thing – it is generally true.