Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.
Adult fans of Hannah Montana concerned about being categorized as child predators.
The last time I was allowed to babysit my niece, in my defense the accident was completely the fault of that UPS truck driver.
Freestyle shooting with protective life jacket.
Redneck burglar alarm.
That hot chick I picked up at the mall almost got away from me.
Russian Eskimos ran out of women that weren’t related and drank and inbred themselves to extinction.
Trophy Wife + Trophy Baby = Trophy House
Facing cutbacks many zoos have had to become creative to keep exhibits fully stocked with exotic animals.
Sadly I was the only person to actually show up to the He-Man convention at the park, and overly concerned parents called the police and the whole thing is something I just want to put behind me.
Retard Empire editor selecting images for the tour of the day.
Amy Winehouse is a more effective anti-drug campaign than anything the government has come up with.
Retardzone’s arctic expedition ended without discovering bigfoot and cost the lives of 12 people but did manage to run over several hundred penguins and baby seals before getting stuck in this crevice.
I hope they paid those brave firemen more for having to put up with that.
This chick couldn’t tell whether I was coming or going.
My new secretary “dropped” her pen, I told her to keep it (I’ve seen the guys she dates.)
I am regretting getting my grandmother her own myspace page and on the internet.
A moment of silence for Kelly Bundy’s left one – we loved you most of all…
Shhh – she has two javelins.
Buddhist monk taste like chicken – with MSG.
The two on the right aren’t really muslims – they’re just really ugly chicks.
George Michael’s new album actually looks worse than it sounds.
Carbon neutral pledge:
First (actually, Jerome commented first but that doesn’t matter when I can delete comments).
You cheating son a I don’t know what.
I give today’s post a B- (was a B+ before I had to look at that last picture)
Give me at least an A- Steve or I will email you more pictures of him/her/it.
I didn’t use my real email address
Doesn’t matter I have tracked your IP address to your mother’s basement.
It’s actually your mom’s basement but ok…
Yeah I recognized the IP address – I can’t hack crap since my 3D hacking goggles broke.
I want cheese.
Yeah and Steve I don’t know how to break this to you but you were adopted and it is your mom’s too…
Ooops, I wet myself.
Michael no one believes you are eating cheese anymore – trying to keep your married women attracting physique.
Mommy?
I’m not saying that I agree or disagree, but ya.. it’s harder trying to attract women when I look like a water buffalo that dresses out of a dumpster. Still.