Retarded tour of the web complete with retarded commentary.

Anatelli Sobienksi, Dimitri Philinkopf and Sergei Penski celebrate setting the world record for Astronaut adult film production after a fifteen hour marathon shoot.

I feel the same way about wildlife in general, and most of my neighbors for that matter.

My personal ad “Single male looking for athletic cowgirl to tame him.” turned out even worse than I could have imagined.

Asians in general really don’t like panhandlers from an early age.

Like her this photograph made my telephoto lens zoom.

ESPN’s extreme winter games turned tragic when Frosty the Snowman tried base jumping for the first time.

Rural Africa’s 911 Emergency response system leaves much to be desired.

Left without teachers for a month George Washington’s Junior High School recess turned into gladiator-like combat every bit as bad as Lord of the Flies, although test scores did improve.

That tree is totally gay.

Unable to sell advertising on his motor-bike Fuhitso Hamarito simply started picking brands he liked without permission.

Short bus Soviet-bloc style.

The equestrian events looked so much like a cake decorations mainly because the Chinese saw the tasty contestants as food.

I watch synchronized swimming for all the wrong reasons.

Megan Fox does what every straight male has wanted to do since seeing Transformers.

Britney has put on a little weight but her hair is growing back nicely and all that comfort food makes her look less crazy.

Boxer Jameriqui Washington tested positive for Tazmanian Devil testosterone.

I want to be an ATV.

Rosie O’Donnell’s cat.

Hugh Laurie arrested this morning for having a psychotic break after losing the Emmy apparently attempted open heart surgery in the early morning hours of September 28th.

My six pack.

The Wood Dragon - is a bio-degradable car being developed in China.

Today is “International Make Your Women Do Your Work Day”.