Retard tour of the web complete with retarded commentaryisms.

My sister and I are forming an Everquest gang - you are so invited to join we meet every day behind the Math Lab.

Grandma blew a .25 and got another ticket, on the plus side she didn’t break anything this time.

My environmentally friendly new school bus is way cooler looking than the old short bus I used to ride.

My uncle Jeff keeps trying to get me to go camping with him.

I tried to order the exact same thing.

I am the real Kung Fu Panda.

I had that one about seven months ago.

Sure most guys don’t have the legs to wear this swimsuit but I look the way I look in it.

Nicolas Cage’s combover/hair plug combo has taken on a life of it’s own.

In Star Wars 10 the Wookies eat Jar Jar Binks in what can only be described as the best scene in the movie.

Sure this might be dangerous to take an 84 year old woman on stunts like this but she is leaving me $200,000 dollars so…

I think she just got a parking ticket.

Chinese parking lot ten years ago.

Same Chinese parking lot in another ten years.

I like blending two boring sports together to make one awesome one.

I don’t think that orange one is ripe yet.

Wow look at all those yellow ones.

Rihanna actually being used by two men as an umbrella.

Don’t even ask about my last internet dating disaster, my offensive line coach and I can barely look at each other after Saturday night.

Scraping for ideas the Seven Dwarfs were recycled for this sequel to The Ruins, poor Snow White had no idea what had happened before she accidentally touched the vine.

Every time I think about going to the bathroom I will am afraid of this happening, which is why I just go poop on my neighbor’s lawn.