Retard Tour of the Web in picture form complete with retarded commentaryisms.
Johnny Depp had some very unusual and disruptive behavior on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean.
So apparently it’s not how many containers you can lift at the same time that makes a great crane operator.
My new health plan however unpleasant has resulted in losing almost twenty pounds in three weeks and fresher breath.
The stork giveth and taketh away.
Even the statues appreciated the show.
This is exactly how Steve Irwin died.
So what do you guys think of my new Halloween costume / toupee?
This picture is one roll of duct tape away from being the greatest picture of all time.
Grandpa Steve now has a lifetime ban from the Apple store in the mall.
Barry Bonds hasn’t been tested for steroids in a year and is ready to play baseball again.
Wall Street’s old bull market statue wasn’t quite descriptive enough of the direction the economy is going in.
Optical illusion: this woman actually has a pair of eyes.
The Korean police department is training for an impending midget invasion.
No caption I just liked the view.
Obama did not appreciate my grandmother’s advances.
Kenya’s world champion cross marathon runner Mobbera Baruktu felt singled out by the Salt Lake City Police Department who asked if he had paid for those cups of water he was drinking.
On the opposite end of the police brutality spectrum, Dutch Police are now actually required to serenade the homeless before questioning them.
I wasn’t arrested, I just paid extra for this.
In a surprising twist this year’s election will be decided on a special November 4th episode of Dancing with the Stars.
When squirrels attack.
The Indian Colgate wisdom tooth says “Please hold this call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.”
I wrote in the guy working at 7/11 instead.
Note to self: Just because I make rocket launcher noises while driving my work truck does not mean it’s an armored vehicle that can drive through walls.
Carbon neutral pledge:
You guys a ****in stupid. write some better **** you ****ing retards, i just wasted 10 mins of my life looking at these stupid pictures.
Thank you very much please come again,
sorry no refunds….
Hold on Renee it took you ten minutes to read 21 sentences and stare at 21 pictures?
I think the potted plant is calling the kettle a retard.
I know you probably didn’t mean any harm but using the word retard as slang is very hurtful and demeaning to people with special needs. They totally understand what you are saying, that you’re just being stupid. How do you think it would feel if the parts were reversed? Slurs and stereotypes hurt. Please don’t use the word retard unless you deliberately want to hurt people who are doing the best they can.
Mary, when did you get elected to speak on behalf of the “special needs” people? Forget McCain or Obama, I’m sure that Mary was elected President of the Special Needs Group of America.
I’m just curious, the word you are referring to is a slang form of the word, which was never directly or indirectly indicated as the premise for the function of the word. So why would you take a word that you believe is hurtful and then put it into a contextual situation that, well, makes us in the retard world feel less comfortable about?
I need some ice cream now to help me feel better about myself. Ice cream tastes good after I warm it up in the microwave.
Mary you !$%#$@% WTF are you doing surfing the web? Now get your ass back in that kitchen and make me a pie!
Damned retards…can’t even make a pie right.
Mary,
Though I appreciate your desire to change the world and that voting for Obama made you feel this would happen.
But seriously, why waste your time? Do you really think the folks who have this site would change? Do they think they need to? Maybe I’m offended by you being offended… will you stop being offended?
Seriously…. stay on Obama.com and get your hope there…
There be big dogs that eat little girls out there….
stay home.
Mary, have you ever heard a retarded person (and i mean that in all seriousness, they ARE mentally retarded) get mad because you call them retarded or say the word retard? NO! they dont care! i knew a retarded kid a while back and he didnt give a damn! that’s why i love retarded people, they dont care about skin color, nationality, religion, they automatically love everybody!
where did you get that optical illusion girl picture?
Dumb ****..man who cares about the states..your foriegn affairs are the thing that needs to be delt with stop supporting jews and you wont be blindsided by another al Queda group Obama RULES…McCain is so far up bush’s ass you have to grab him by the feet to pull him out…why would anyone vote McCain he’s ****…lpus Obama is prez now anyways…i like the pics though boys thanks fer the laugh. By the way i enjoyed the potted plant joke…nice work.
damn girl gimme somma dat..you so..these girls never sae iot comin..good work…..
damn girl gimme somma dat..you so..these girls never saw it comin..good work…..