Retard Tour of the Web: complete with offensive commentaryisms.

I decided to help round up the shopping carts at my neighborhood supermarket.

Sadly Jessica Alvarez, back row center was shot and killed by hunters last Saturday when the Animal Totem Club of Waco Texas went on their annual picnic.

My new hat doesn’t make me look gay does it?

This chick and I have a lot in common.

Wow that guy’s actually eating pussy, I try to avoid that by ignoring my girlfriend’s needs and avoiding Korean restaurants.

My halloween pumpkin is not only scary it’s a cannibal.

I would like to the tail on that.

Peter Parker was an annoying child.

The Barrel O’Fun van wasn’t really all it was cracked up to be before the fire broke out.

I got handicapped plates for the parking and the chicks.

XXXL storm trooper.

My new female boss has made the company’s policy about surfing P0RN totally clear to me now.

George Michael’s new halloween costume has left many unsuspecting bathroom goers sore and humiliated.

The stadium was rocking, about 4.1 on the richter scale to be exact.

The new spiderman film is trying to barrow on the success of Heath Ledger’s crazy joker character by introducing Spidey’s evil twin the hard drinking Bert.

My local KFC did not appreciate my halloween costume in their drive through or later when I tried to liberate my compatriots from their kitchen.

If I beat up all the dorks in this picture can I have my choice of the women?

Ketanna Obama lies about herself almost as much as her cousin.

I decided to do a little posing for the ladies in today’s post.

Pajir Binijbouro, Intel’s senior vice president of customer support in India actually makes less than Raul Jiminez a janitor in the Dallas office.

The design team for Transformers 2 has officially run out of good ideas.

I think if you collected all the change from the fountain for a month you could probably afford an hour with the one on the right.

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