Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

Evil Knievel’s grand nephew Jeffrey was always a little slow.

The old retardmobile was stolen so we had to get a new one.

The only cooking I am OK with in the kitchen.

Driving your woman on a Saturday really sucks in the third world.

Needless to say my weird uncle Chris was let go after only one day as the choreographer for the local high school’s cheer team.

My career as an accupuncturist may have been short-lived but was not without it’s own reward.

Kosher and amphibious music making machine.

Nope, it tastes like whale not tuna.

The first guy was cool, the second one was just copying.

We all leave my niece Bethany Anna alone once she breaks out the hand puppets and starts mumbling to herself how they will kill us.

My sister in law heard the toilet seat was cleaner than the kitchen sink so she switched things around.

Public Service Announcement: Most 65-year-olds will be dead before their kid’s graduation.

The cool part is those are actually just high-tech sewing machines.

Still less stupid to worship than a politician.

She sounds cuter with the volume turned off.

Practicing for pedestrian polo (wheelchairs are double points).

My mind’s in the gutter.

As this demonstration proves, most pets will eat you if they are hungry enough.

Still more realistic than 3 foot teddy bears taking out the same stuff that wiped everyone out in the earlier film (Stupid Lucas)

Cats are picky eaters, this one is waiting for the wipe.