Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

In a scandal that threatens to bring down the presidency it has been revealed how Barack Obama paid for an Ivy League education at Harvard Law School as the child of a single parent.

I would like some alone time with this picture.

Yeah I’ve pretty much lost my appetite.

After the bong incident Michael Phelps has struggled to make a living.

My one month absence had to do with the arrival of my new mail order bride, the last one escaped.

Arab hybrid vehicle.

RetardZone construction crew at work.

Asian people will eat anything.

In Seattle taxi service was disrupted for three hours following a glitch in their GPS sofware.

Barney has a sister.

Change I can believe in.

After this incident in 1995 the McDonalds characters were slowly phased out of their marketing.

Her grade before dating her teachers.

Yeah that’s pretty much what you’re doing when you do down there – so that’s why I don’t eat down here.

My new facebook picture has generated way too many wrong friends.

Those are some beautiful mountains and some tall green crap in the back.

Cruella ate the other 86.

Oakwood High School’s ban the condoms campaign wasn’t quite the abstinence success originally planned.

People keep copying all of my really great ideas.

Laotian children are told to brush their teeth or the sewerman will attack them while sitting on the toilet.