Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

Sadly my best friend Anthony McNulty didn’t fully think out tattooing his initials.

I’m not sure that strawberry is ripe yet.

Famous last picture.

NY cabs are regulating all the fun out of life.

As of May 2009 all newly installed car windows have to have an R-38 insulation level.

As a result of a recent law suit in San Francisco all new iPods have a totally ridiculous safety warning.

Even with a twelve pack on women are less horny than men.

Isn’t that technically cannibalism?

Obama zombies must die.

The sweater-keeper reduces post-partum depression.

Apple’s is revealing the all new Disney laptop marketed for young girls and unmarried men who have cats.

The RZone headquarters where all the magic happens (see webcam after 11PM MST).

The pentagon is facing sharper budget reductions than it had anticipated.

This is the one genuine female who would actually want to see your junk on your webcam without charging you.

Jennifer Aniston is looking terrible, the former Friends star shown here without makeup.

House’s first medical endorsement.

That chick has balls.

Michael Moore’s latest documentary targets the happiest place on earth.

George Lucas has gone completely insane.

This chick just slaughtered a room fool of Sanrio kitties.