Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

After being attracted to the first Lady Earl finally has his revenge on crab man.

It may help save the environment, but recycling children is just morally unacceptable.

Sure heroine is evil, but it’s the only shot I have to score with celebrities.

Hollywood really needs to consider how it’s effecting people.

In third world countries people can’t afford firearms when they go on a workplace killing spree.

The Rolling Stones need to seriously consider retirement…

Pitching vs Catching.

Sure she’s bonkers and trying to drive an imaginary car but being a 10 she can do pretty much anything she wants.

I’ve had this nightmare.

I would so let her play with my joystick.

Obese children aren’t born they are enabled.

Dad so isn’t allowed to use my computer anymore.

Local dry cleaners are having a tough time competing with new Indian immigrants who charge a whole lot less.

I can tell by her looks she is an expert on hard.

I think Goerge Lucas’s new live action pilot erases any doubt that he’s gone completely insane.

The Army has been forced to do all kinds of things to cut costs.

The chips sperm prefer 40 million to one.

After spending 300 million dollars to develop this off-road prototype I think GM deserves to go bankrupt.

Due to a court ruling there were no gay Star Wars characters Toys R Us had to start selling alternative toys beginning March 21st.

Men are born like this…