Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

KFC’s new hot wings are drawing condemnation from PETA and animal rights groups.

Third world socialized dental care, it’s free but do we really want it here?

Eugene was one of those shooting spree people that it didn’t surprise you after.

I wish she was playing with my pool cue.

Rather than facing the Russian team the Americans simply forfeited.

Elmo couldn’t take it anymore after being laid off from PBS.

I hate it when I see the hair first and look.

God bless silicon and bulimia.

Animal rights activists released zoo animals with unfortunate results for this giraffe who thought he was finally free and unsuspecting onlookers in Dallas last week.

I have never seen an honest to goodness ass hat.

Sadly the stereotype was true and she couldn’t find any fortune cookies.

This military parade took a turn for the worse when the tanks rolled by.

Daverus Washington of Maryland thought he would outsmart NFL testing when he injected himself with massive amounts of estrogen instead of testosterone.

Ski Saudi Arabia! Unless you are a woman which has a maximum penalty of 30 lashes.

Neither of those two could be responsible for that.

Multiple Choice:
( a ) Korean soup surprise.
( b ) Korean cat bath.
( c ) Me love you nine times.

Jeffrey’s blog postings resulted in a relaxing ten years of court supervised relaxation.

I never understood those Japanese videos, especially this one with a horse.

I think I can, I think I can, (rubbing noises).

I can’t tell for sure but it looks a bit nipply there.