Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

NCAA women’s basketball fever – catch it or she will kill you.

That’s about right, one in ten of the American population is a gay man.

Barbie broke Ken’s heart, a few laws and that bra.

Beach goers in the Thailand have ingeniously adapted to a recent plague of shark attacks.

The local high school can no longer visit people in the old folks home thanks to my grandfather.

RZone has been experiencing some technical difficulties but we think we’ve got everything fixed now.

McDonalds has had to work even harder to keep it’s value meal under a dollar with rising costs.

10 to 1 it’s an Asian woman driver.

There is a reason hockey is dying as a sport.

Oh God I’m sorry I asked where Waldo was – when did he pull a Dumbledore?

With relaxed rules about declaring yourself a racial identity this girl got into Harvard.

OMG you thought the first Watchmen movie was bad wait until you see the sequel.

If the Yankees were allowed to continue steroid consumption this is how their shortstop would have looked this season.

Gembutu is a whore, he was riding my backside yesterday.

I like the fact he’s thinking about the future, and has already begun lifting weights for jail.

Heinken has teamed up with George Lucas to even further ruin the two good Star Wars films.

I quit riding my motorcycle because I ran out of leather.

Sadly I can no longer attend basketball games at my alma mater.

Hmm, they all do kinda look alike.

Top 10 reasons to ban Pokemon.