Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

So telling my nephew that the bull was looking for revenge after he ate his mother in his happy meal wasn’t the best idea.

I agree with Miss California that it should be up to each state to ban soccer and I am personally against it – and I don’t care if Perez Hilton calls me names because of it.

The good news is my Uncle found water on his property in Alaska, the bad news is his relatives didn’t find out until weeks later.

USA #1, even if we did have to elect a black guy to cheat.

Sure I sold my house and cashed in my life savings for this boat and a year at lake Havasu but I’d do it again if I could.

I even dated this weird Japanese chick who thought I was a fashion photographer.

I am ready just in case the Eskimos find Oil and they need some ‘democracy’.

My happy place, minus the midget.

I love women, although I realize I can be replaced by a cucumber or a gym teacher.

Why can’t we just have a little racial profiling, anyone who won’t eat bacon needs to be strip searched at the airport.

She’s got some explaining to do with that kid.

37 beers and his friends convinced him he had super powers to pass through solid mass.

My modified Greenmobile has a 2 stroke 15HP engine and gets 85mpg and has a better crash safety rating than any car ever made in China.

I was a little off put when my uncle wanted to take me to my prom, but he was a great dancer.

Caution, retards at work.

I wonder what’s faker her rack, her tan or her gender.

With the recession, internet piracy, and sagging box office receipts Hollywood has been forced to slash movie budgets.

Beer ($4.00)
Insane body ($2,500)
Slutty I will kiss you down there look (priceless)

Apparently the tenants in the building next door are complaining about my camera I bought for bird watching.

Flush with cash the Chinese and unaccustomed to having large amounts of cash they are literally swimming in wealth.