Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.

In Spock we trust.

Figure 15-1 illustrates the American taxpayer dealing with pork spending.

This website’s choir finished last in China’s version of American Idol.

She’s pullin’ on her’s and I’m pullin’ on mine.

Signs fix everything.

Teaching braille.

My new bar saves the senseless murder of perfectly good calories wasted walking to the bathroom.

My sister wasn’t amused I was taking her picture to begin with…

Even professionals didn’t care to see me expose my inner self.

Pippy Long Stalking ran out of child acting jobs and turned to stripping.

John Goodman isn’t aging well, but he’s now perfect for the new Adams Family movie.

I think I overpaid.

Sure the dog may have mauled seven year old Chad Hollingsly but based on the evidence a Dallas judge determined it was justified.

The road sign is broken handicapable.

God Bless capitalism, all I have to do is win the lottery and even I can get chicks.

Next season of Lost promises to target a more mature audience.

George Lucas has gone completely insane with his new cooking show on Food Network.

Ahh Mother’s Day.

Apparently watching the movie Transporter over and over to learn driving stunts from was a mistake.

The Pope quickly apologized for Catholic missionaries forcing the native leader’s women into clothing, avoiding casual sex and polygamy.