Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.
I’ve never been so distracted by a pussy cat.
Someone told me my computer hard drive needed scrubbing, so I cleaned the whole computer.
How scary would this picture be if it were moving?
Tribe member Hunts and Pecks doesn’t know where his name came from.
Some women always use more teeth than they should.
Skyrim pack came with some really interesting looking accessories…
A restaurant down the street from me is promising something new and different on the menu.
My uncle wants to scare your pants off you (and then keep them off and play touching games).
I was going to play a joke and reverse the keys on a keyboard, the joke was on me, I cleaned it first.
I was really just happy I could watch this game of strip duck-duck-goose with the nuns.
Some women remove a couple ribs to look thinner, but THIS woman has commitment!
I like negative motivation, helps me through the hard parts of life.
I’m going to train this little guy to start doing the heavy lifting.
Michael swore to the authorities that the cactus sexually attacked him and wouldn’t stop.
This sort of parking requires timing, control, and lots of alcohol.
Trojan brand extra-size condoms must prevent buses and RVs.
I felt embarrassed when I wore my white hood to the meeting on the wrong night.
My grandpa is feeling waayyy too comfortable with his “nature” phase.
I’m still confused what this is, but I replaced my email signature with it.
Every appointment at my optomologist’s office gets stranger and stranger.