Today’s retard tour of the web in pictures with retarded commentaryisms.
Bud Light is my favorite beer but whenever I can have a toy, I’ll buy whatever beer it comes with.
Since I was a test tube baby, I decided to figure out what I missed out on.
… because the Angry birds outfit makes me look retarded?
I knew that Barbie wasn’t going to take Ken’s metrosexuality forever.
Maybe I wasn’t supposed to sneak in here to take a picture before the flight…
Every brony should have a hero to look up to.
When you take a picture to look like you’re leaning on a building it looks good, when you take a picture of dozens of people doing the same thing, it looks like this.
This violin player can really get down!
I got all my white stuff on these girls… NO! I mean white suds from Dove soap.
One time I had a teacher that farted so badly it emptied the classroom for years.
“Time for some shooting, gonna use some bamboo for a stick and… get some limes and a kiwi for pool balls.”
My work outfits are usually frowned upon.
I started collecting old people from bus stops, I might have grabbed some expired ones.
If you know about the shirt in this picture, you are definitely at the wrong and the right place.
This mushroom looked so awesome I stared at it for 10 minutes before realizing Mario & Luigi weren’t around.
It’s all fun and games until “Magneto” becomes a crybaby because the super glue we used to attach the metal objects.
Even King Kong has stunt doubles.
There is quite a bit more crap in this picture than you can see.
I have no idea what any of the writing says, I just like to read it (-:
This is what acceptance feels like… I’m the luckiest Patrick that doesn’t live under a rock at the bottom of Bikini Bottom.